tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-317850702024-03-20T01:09:30.383-05:00JJourney Infinite -- Intellectual musings (and some - not so much), satire, insights, analysis, current events, and a sweet hangman game. I'm also @ myspace.com/journeyinfinite and under my name on Facebook :-Djourneyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.comBlogger144125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-16840945627983404842008-06-27T13:58:00.007-05:002008-06-27T14:11:38.115-05:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span><span>Ever wish that flavors of sugary delight and pork sizzlin' goodness could just linger and linger on and on?<br /></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >Well, dreamer, time to break reverie, because your vision has arrived -- I'm talkin' MAPLE- BACON LOLLIS! Glee and smoked meat rolled into a long-lasting lollipop. Vive la Baconian!<br /><br />Regardless of whether you place this on a tier of terrible, or conversely, as the only food you want while stranded on a deserted island -- it is a compelling study regarding the fusion of of sugar and meat on a stick.<br /></span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5B8LpXCMbK48OMlO9bwxpeRwmMVhUoO7u9c6vgfAzsR5BHAKvy93jl1Gp4qa_s9-P7mKxsCiZwQCMLOvEm-0sjLc2SyCRe-_h7pitrNp9Onjo4nxR5gIk5O6v1N27UXWjp37K/s1600-h/bacon+lolly.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5B8LpXCMbK48OMlO9bwxpeRwmMVhUoO7u9c6vgfAzsR5BHAKvy93jl1Gp4qa_s9-P7mKxsCiZwQCMLOvEm-0sjLc2SyCRe-_h7pitrNp9Onjo4nxR5gIk5O6v1N27UXWjp37K/s320/bacon+lolly.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214483119470060930" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" ></span> </div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /></span></span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-54958276596004130072008-06-24T12:57:00.003-05:002008-06-24T13:21:52.622-05:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Goodbye, Jack. You have been a sweet, wonderful, loyal horse and friend. I love when you rub your forehead up and down on my palm because you are happy to see me and because you think it feels nice. I love you and will miss you so much. I know you are in pain and life is not fun anymore, and letting you go is the kindest thing I can do; but it's so difficult because of how kind, trusting, and loving you have been to me.</span>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-37820681153835020592008-06-21T17:58:00.000-05:002008-06-21T17:58:37.985-05:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >New roller coaster - 97 degree drop...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >Yes, 7 degrees steeper than pure vertical. </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >And now -- predict --</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >If I rode the "Fahrenheit" roller coaster, I'd</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(a) barf until infinity freezes over</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(b) weep as I watched g-forces punch a hole through what was once my body</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(c) need to call mom for a change of clothes</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(d) leave only a small dollop of sweat on the seat after I spontaneously combusted</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(e) any or all combinations of the above</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" >(f) other _______________________________</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-family:verdana;">Cheat option! Watch the vid!</span><br /><br /></span><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e8WFlrsJBYk&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e8WFlrsJBYk&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="344" width="425"></embed></object>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-86047305074565916282008-06-18T10:15:00.000-05:002008-06-18T10:45:36.660-05:00<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >Stephen Colbert's "Make McCain Exciting" Challenge!</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" > </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >Do </span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >you</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> dare?</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /><embed flashvars="videoId=173621" src="http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml" quality="high" bgcolor="#cccccc" name="comedy_central_player" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="external" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="316" width="332"></embed>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-70488713027490875182008-06-15T17:35:00.002-05:002008-06-15T19:22:34.593-05:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" >When your pork says "Cheese" - or smileys part deux...</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />Okay, must admit -- I am quite fascinated by the concept of lunch meat with a smiley face. Maybe it would taste better, and it certainly would make things more fun when crafting a sandwich -- especially if you used mustard as a weapon. Oh, damn, regular lunch meat is starting to seem all mediocre now...<br /><br />And for all my vegetarian friends -- would you fancy a soylami smiley loaf? ;-D</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" >So, gentle reader, if you are willing to overlook a slight (20%) preservative, filler, and artificial color issue (the sign does, however, claim this delicacy to be a daring 80% pork)...bon apetit!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" ></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7GDB4O6GfWc9rsXc1bPwhelg2eLTCRmeDo4m_Oovu5Fbjz1eyBj_67oYO5bxrcB6eg-T_FD_XHm2btmOX9AWovKS45b3u8ORQ_he_cEP8WhyphenhyphenlV9dxfgnuMqu3Z5qTmckjXqHK/s1600-h/lunchmeat-face.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7GDB4O6GfWc9rsXc1bPwhelg2eLTCRmeDo4m_Oovu5Fbjz1eyBj_67oYO5bxrcB6eg-T_FD_XHm2btmOX9AWovKS45b3u8ORQ_he_cEP8WhyphenhyphenlV9dxfgnuMqu3Z5qTmckjXqHK/s320/lunchmeat-face.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210455322637219954" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-55763023645979798422008-06-12T16:43:00.000-05:002008-06-12T16:43:47.765-05:00<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Son of Irony 2.0</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Emoticons are the virtual world's mode of expression regarding what one is feeling, yes? Well, now you can wear a mask on your melon to light up a' la emoticon -- giving your actual emotions a touch of, oh,<span style="font-style: italic;"> je ne sais quoi</span>. And if you are trying to hide a discomforting emotion or taste of failure, I suppose you could use the emoticon mask to conceal what you're actually feeling.<br /><br />Is this bot-face type of scenario a touch unsettling or have you already Googled this for purchase?</span><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4AhiEKvXwPCfFZNxm2Cbt42ODKK1Sf03lqWpyLF1oW4m6AftjZzuo9YGiEUfJT3mjFUp0MJaCuS1WHagG0tF8AA_eCq3ppuSltprsxJRzb9ZwKsMJsBIjHQZ3mjuSVVVkK-7I/s1600-h/emoticon-mask.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4AhiEKvXwPCfFZNxm2Cbt42ODKK1Sf03lqWpyLF1oW4m6AftjZzuo9YGiEUfJT3mjFUp0MJaCuS1WHagG0tF8AA_eCq3ppuSltprsxJRzb9ZwKsMJsBIjHQZ3mjuSVVVkK-7I/s320/emoticon-mask.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210452392574856754" border="0" /></a>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-70895092752399381352008-06-08T13:39:00.001-05:002008-06-08T13:41:20.743-05:00<div style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">New Yorker's </span>Caption Contest's Winning Entry...</span></div><br /><div style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-style: italic;">The New Yorker's</span> cartoons are known for their pithy bon mots...and I really liked this one because of the simplicity of the caption overlying its complexity. T</span><span style="font-family:Verdana;">o me, in a best case scenario, it is a metaphor of the nonchalance we sometimes have about fragility of our world. At its most disconcerting, it is an analogy exemplifying the danger of our ignorance.</span><br /></div><div><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:Verdana;" ></span> </div><br /><div></div><div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidLeTmAoG7wPydrHNyygxXC3fJxAKQVfiwuY4hnnmH16PuYvfLANgAhDkAcMjVET33vdWRJ6Thbxe2mGQAmfp8bIO-Z5uvM3MPnFZNC2svJGM8x15PsSFUFRkzc83Uqn7gTNQg/s1600-h/NYer"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208429263435159506" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidLeTmAoG7wPydrHNyygxXC3fJxAKQVfiwuY4hnnmH16PuYvfLANgAhDkAcMjVET33vdWRJ6Thbxe2mGQAmfp8bIO-Z5uvM3MPnFZNC2svJGM8x15PsSFUFRkzc83Uqn7gTNQg/s320/NYer" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">"O.K. I'm at the window. To the right? Your right or my right?"</span> </span></div><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;" >Patrick House Palo Alto, Calif. </span><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span></div><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-size:78%;">Drawing by Harry Bliss, after Jack Kirby</span><br /></span></p><br /><div></div><div></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-91357025283784222472008-06-05T22:36:00.002-05:002008-06-07T12:50:17.653-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrUlxtjy-C4Ngoh-ndr13Z5yjdYnUGLcxcMKpbaGo3z_nYh42iFM36Rubr3QNlpp1e1OvI4ChqrX_XJoyPZYwJw-tRYP6ZeENBaszg6n7UqkiXtjYLNkOvg38Qy3znUItuWc4Z/s1600-h/small_danish_flag.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208606161211154818" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrUlxtjy-C4Ngoh-ndr13Z5yjdYnUGLcxcMKpbaGo3z_nYh42iFM36Rubr3QNlpp1e1OvI4ChqrX_XJoyPZYwJw-tRYP6ZeENBaszg6n7UqkiXtjYLNkOvg38Qy3znUItuWc4Z/s200/small_danish_flag.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >"Friendship is when people know you well -- but like you anyway" :-)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >This post is dedicated to my friend, Kelli, who is leaving to be with her Viking in Daneland.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><-- Dig the Danish flag flower!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >She is not really leaving me, tho, because her inspiration and influence lies in my heart.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Kelli has inspired me to be the best human being I can be each day. And she does not know this, but many times when I need to find an answer, the thought that runs through my mind is -- "How would Kelli handle this?"</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Okay, before I get too mushy and start to think about making "WWKD" bracelets; let me just say -- thank you, Kelli, for always listening to me, "getting" the way I think and all the quirks that go along with that, and having such a huge heart -- you always put others before yourself.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >So now it is nearly time for you to go off and inspire and influence others around the world!</span>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-55848056874837951332008-06-03T22:44:00.003-05:002008-06-03T23:18:05.165-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVQcyHT61pb3dpXhS2IA6glTv3y1HX61k4kNqeQ-WKdMYH_E6MeDrcDiNMs2EaD6PStWi3coMfNynczsoH0ok9Q_wnihdnwa8js3hISV0x1uqkVJnAFDZ6RlUCTh5yzkOJUT-u/s1600-h/bhuman_bots.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVQcyHT61pb3dpXhS2IA6glTv3y1HX61k4kNqeQ-WKdMYH_E6MeDrcDiNMs2EaD6PStWi3coMfNynczsoH0ok9Q_wnihdnwa8js3hISV0x1uqkVJnAFDZ6RlUCTh5yzkOJUT-u/s200/bhuman_bots.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207875740643450386" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >HAIKU TIME!</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" > Thinking diversely</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >matters; and happiness is</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" > found in the sharing</span><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: verdana; text-align: left;"><br /><br /></div></div></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-66930314901150094572008-06-01T12:40:00.000-05:002008-06-01T12:40:44.817-05:00<div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" >Weezer made a vid that's a satire...or an homage... to satires and homages...</span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" ></span> </div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" >Making a song and video tribute to Internet pop culture = several thousand dollars.<br /></span><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" ></span> </div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" >Getting all meta about it and using the medium of the Internet as a tribute to Internet pop culture -- PRICELESS!</span><br /><div><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/muP9eH2p2PI"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/muP9eH2p2PI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-76741141119399290942008-05-29T22:20:00.001-05:002008-05-29T22:21:18.975-05:00<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDYfyEB5jEpgF4LYCocsof86WzQF85emGn1WERwysM3A_VEaRsS1Y0k_M_db3qVSm4h8YPf8sJYtoAfu_FB2KhyphenhyphenobkouicBl_J9Vazw3wVvuLcKNdlmVzX81UwTICyX3Vnr_NI/s1600-h/bacon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204427202159690146" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDYfyEB5jEpgF4LYCocsof86WzQF85emGn1WERwysM3A_VEaRsS1Y0k_M_db3qVSm4h8YPf8sJYtoAfu_FB2KhyphenhyphenobkouicBl_J9Vazw3wVvuLcKNdlmVzX81UwTICyX3Vnr_NI/s320/bacon.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-size:130%;">Holmes has given me one of these Sizzlin' Bacon Scent Funky Fresh Air Fresheners.<br /><br />It's just one of those of Baconian<span style="font-size:78%;">(TM)</span> moments...<br /><br />:-D<br /><br /></span><br /></span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-23890353201751542642008-05-27T22:42:00.002-05:002008-05-27T22:43:44.561-05:00<div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Do brain cells scream before they die?<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It is annoying when people are famous for nothing; and unconditionally infuriating when a mag you think still has cred like </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">Rolling Stone</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> puts </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-style: italic;">The Hills</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> people on its cover (see this month's issue).<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">It should come with a warning,</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Ocular lesions from acute incredulity may result from looking directly at this cover since the combined brain power of these reality "stars" appear to show less intelligence than a box of hair."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Arrgh!!!</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">*Sigh*</span></span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span></span> </div><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">And now -- people need only to be able to fit through a hole in the wall for their 15 minutes of fame. Not kidding --</span> </span><br /><div><br /><br /><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J4bRJMJIWj4"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J4bRJMJIWj4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-84976005234335509512008-05-24T12:59:00.002-05:002008-05-24T13:01:04.373-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKeOifV7bkO7NBjizVCI7kynkH3SuNhKISHd9GLuQWWs9w9cOi94hzhx1NbKo3ui-lh6w3wucxYnvzFy8SG0FN5vBMxL9gMpGFkIv2bbW0OQAvrnnjGs3HY5itEj9MSIKE2-JU/s1600-h/air"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202874763896429890" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKeOifV7bkO7NBjizVCI7kynkH3SuNhKISHd9GLuQWWs9w9cOi94hzhx1NbKo3ui-lh6w3wucxYnvzFy8SG0FN5vBMxL9gMpGFkIv2bbW0OQAvrnnjGs3HY5itEj9MSIKE2-JU/s320/air" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:verdana;color:#993399;">Airzooka Air Gun!</span><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#993399;">The Airzooka is precisely what you think -- a hand-held gust blaster reaching up to ten feet.<br /><br />Besides for your stealth missions of blasting loved ones with some serious tempest -- think about pool party possibilities! Aim this beast at the pool surface and the ripple effect of the ensuing colossal spray will have everyone sufficiently splattered and ready to flog you with your own weapon. ;-)</span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-20281053777552037532008-05-20T22:39:00.006-05:002008-05-20T22:43:52.416-05:00<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimHAhazDSlTd9F9O15lUAsMqQg6ndlLULGKP44YOCpgKwFu4jemFZBEm641GZZmr9pr3CTfMuXU_HmYi3eZfD5zgT5HYZnEi2zjuuJYZTdVWszZAokcyzeDav2wzksW0HeHEJd/s1600-h/pizza.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5202135097513614642" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimHAhazDSlTd9F9O15lUAsMqQg6ndlLULGKP44YOCpgKwFu4jemFZBEm641GZZmr9pr3CTfMuXU_HmYi3eZfD5zgT5HYZnEi2zjuuJYZTdVWszZAokcyzeDav2wzksW0HeHEJd/s320/pizza.bmp" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >D</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >omino's Double Decker Pizza</span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >(objects in picture are 50% more gastro intestinal than they appear)</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span><br /><strong style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I imagine the inspiration for this began with a phone call --</strong><br /><div style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >Domino's Employee: Hello, thanks for calling Domino's.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >Random One: Hi, I'd like pizza.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >D.E: Yeah, we get that sometimes. Would you like any toppings?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >R.O: Uh, sure. You know, pizza toppings.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >D.E.: *snicker* A pizza topped with pizza?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >R.O.: Oh my sweet heavens, yes.</span><br /><br /><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Hence, the blueprinting began. I think there are only two ways to perceive the double decker pizza -- gastronomic genius or bilious gastrosity. You decide... </strong></span></div></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-53423462235467670022008-05-17T12:10:00.001-05:002008-05-17T13:52:13.365-05:00<div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ><strong>The Dandy Warhols vs. The Beastie Boys -- A Mash Up of "We Used To Be Friends" and "Intergalactic Planetary" !<br /></strong><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >I love the Dandys and I love The Beasties, but a mash up? Would it sound like an egregious cacophony tossing its proverbial cookies?<br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >Happily -- no! It is unbridled and absolute awesomeness. I love when the unexpected works out like that :-) Check it...</span><br /><object height="355" width="425"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6L5k_SLtF7g&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-67210851614520751362008-05-13T22:10:00.004-05:002008-05-14T08:28:29.649-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt6BHmJQhkl3iy87A4Tmu_ZRGX554CkV-o-FHE4muiRD2KWkTzVWZpukXiq5SFKDde5-Z3gESRTPQRqqsrLYJ0A-8snMj7y_6L8So8qk8n2Xmk8LNc18FmTJAswIUr6Qyn2Ax6/s1600-h/smallworld.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199264392912575762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt6BHmJQhkl3iy87A4Tmu_ZRGX554CkV-o-FHE4muiRD2KWkTzVWZpukXiq5SFKDde5-Z3gESRTPQRqqsrLYJ0A-8snMj7y_6L8So8qk8n2Xmk8LNc18FmTJAswIUr6Qyn2Ax6/s200/smallworld.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="color:#cc33cc;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">It's the end of the Internet social networking world as we know it...and I feel fine...</span><br /></span></span><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >Hello, social network data portability. </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-family:verdana;" ><a href="http://www.news.com/8301-13953_3-9941039-80.html?tag=nefd.pop?881"><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,102,255)">According to CNET</span>,</a></span> <span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >Google is going to bring it on with </span><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,153)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >Friend Connect</span><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >,</span></span> <span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >which will allow users "to port their friends, profile photos, events, and other data across the Web to partner sites". </span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >Naysayers claim that the concept has a long way to go until full functionality, and could still end up doomed to an epic fail. Yes, the utility has the potential to make the Internet more connected, but (*cue irony throwing up on itself*) it's possible it could also make it more confusing.</span><br /><br /><span style="COLOR: rgb(204,51,204);font-family:verdana;" >It almost sounds too utopian to be true, but reps from Google, MySpace and Facebook are said to be working together in one Data Portability Workgroup, tho nothing has been formally announced... (*tentative woot* )</span>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-59353041332490691852008-05-10T13:44:00.001-05:002008-05-10T13:46:05.107-05:00<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2jxudmOTEMZVgVV-XqeVzGHmfRI_lAWpV_Ey_br9e1DPK3A3RqLtDGX6OYV1Hw-2ev0k9edu0VG4Gk0WK9OZRK6Qr5lpQRTlIbmOA-QgcC_b200MScQ3owD37bulCQ3c53LI_/s1600-h/bacon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196634646592005250" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2jxudmOTEMZVgVV-XqeVzGHmfRI_lAWpV_Ey_br9e1DPK3A3RqLtDGX6OYV1Hw-2ev0k9edu0VG4Gk0WK9OZRK6Qr5lpQRTlIbmOA-QgcC_b200MScQ3owD37bulCQ3c53LI_/s200/bacon.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Bacon organizers...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" >At this point, I've had friends email me so much bacon paraphernalia that I figured, "What could be more helpful than bacon bowls and cups to store ones delectables?"<br /><br />The photographers filled the pictured examples with a curious choice -- vegetable salad. Hey, how about going clinical strength with this and filling those bad boys with a smokedbacon-maplesyrupflavoredbacon-wideslicedbacon salad adorned with a tangy Canadian bacon grease vinaigrette -- glorious in its baconian magnificence!</span><br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/">Here's the link if ya wanna make them.</a><br /></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-43427847248501817712008-05-06T22:21:00.002-05:002008-05-06T22:22:15.452-05:00<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIPYNI_77adgChuYdvtI9f55wkw8IQxKeKsrUSXtl1weSBEqQxlOXHygX6cv251zduPZjiZAz-tq8gS8NBu8bJ-NNMQwOcCvTsRZJ4Egrg0Yq32sVyEhy9o89EUcKpp0WYsbIL/s1600-h/product_50.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195921746445378674" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIPYNI_77adgChuYdvtI9f55wkw8IQxKeKsrUSXtl1weSBEqQxlOXHygX6cv251zduPZjiZAz-tq8gS8NBu8bJ-NNMQwOcCvTsRZJ4Egrg0Yq32sVyEhy9o89EUcKpp0WYsbIL/s320/product_50.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >Johnson's Baby Cologne... WHAT???<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >TAG for babies? Um, no, please.<br /></span><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >Just wondering...was this product designed for people too lazy and/or crazypants to wash their offspring? Does this reek of infant oppression because consumerism has made things convenient for parents who skip the step of washing a little one? Ew.</span><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" ><div align="center"><div style="text-align: left;">Mom and Dad, thank you ever so much for keeping us tidy enough that we never needed the baby cologne.<br /></div><br /></div></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-49996485421729170322008-05-03T12:02:00.000-05:002008-05-03T12:02:42.291-05:00<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAgYtBTTBaCyqY0ChT5yuKSKgOugj-U-1FqTxqy9fpO7jfUF3ukM8AO6NYNa8AYiPZNYO2Z2pD12SWjKp5PrGwSdcwr28TZU2dYRrpwWYMI7eRmXdIlUqLAr3OBwsj5mBVIAdf/s1600-h/pickle-sickle.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186345933027738210" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAgYtBTTBaCyqY0ChT5yuKSKgOugj-U-1FqTxqy9fpO7jfUF3ukM8AO6NYNa8AYiPZNYO2Z2pD12SWjKp5PrGwSdcwr28TZU2dYRrpwWYMI7eRmXdIlUqLAr3OBwsj5mBVIAdf/s200/pickle-sickle.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Pickle Sickles Pickle Juice Popsicles...</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />The thought of consuming frozen pickle juice as a lighthearted snack takes me to a cold, dark abyss where laughter doesn't exist, and the silence is so loud, it screams.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" >However,</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" >I'll let you decide if <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span> have the prowess to devour the icy assault of Pickle Sickles:</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br />1.) Would you drink brine?<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" >2.) Would you consume something normally thrown away?</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><br />3.) Did you notice that it has the word "Sick" built into its name?<br /><br />P.S. By the way -- no offense to pickles. I still love <em>them</em>. However, I think they would be embarrassed if they knew about this post-modern exploitation ;-)<br /></span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-85298140280029004942008-04-30T22:05:00.000-05:002008-04-30T22:04:35.521-05:00<div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjka5jMgOfxY-C-AEOHv0MzN0dF9wEcMb5PtrS23Hxplc5MHScTKPeU7K4g4VZfbRBoThfHavxfQ9atYUgTwWi_y6d0hyphenhyphenJcHZSIHQgNUbR_SoCmg9E7kFSem6uyOt5Kxut_DllQ/s1600-h/brain.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189321675420372658" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjka5jMgOfxY-C-AEOHv0MzN0dF9wEcMb5PtrS23Hxplc5MHScTKPeU7K4g4VZfbRBoThfHavxfQ9atYUgTwWi_y6d0hyphenhyphenJcHZSIHQgNUbR_SoCmg9E7kFSem6uyOt5Kxut_DllQ/s200/brain.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#336666;">How defined are we on the cellular level?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >It turns out that your mind is only partially conscious about some of the things your brain does. According to this </span><a style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102); font-family: verdana;" href="http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2008/04/mind_decision"><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Wired Magazine</span> article</span></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);"><span style="color:#3366ff;">,</span> </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-family:verdana;" >brain scanners can see your decisions before you consciously make them -- in accordance with patterns of brain activity.<br /><br />However, scientists conceed that we are not completely moist robots. The scanner isn't correct 100% of the time, and the study is about predicting buttons to be pressed, not complex decision-making.<br /><br />The idea of the inevitable mind control studies which will surely follow leave me with a rather unsavory taste in my mouth -- kind of in a casserole-of-evil-with-a-potato-chip-crust-of-despair flavor...<br /></span></span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-77499985067570557132008-04-27T15:16:00.007-05:002008-04-27T20:12:33.674-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBhnhCAow2N0iugK0UCdkrDAufA1HHbDn7P9b2JuBUFtsOsBLXWGysE_fQdXBy1gUkh0_7NnjpExB8Doxn8Ex78SIfN5qHDHZIczHG0AKgB4N8mIQZYT3ohg7r6KIFcV-v7a3q/s1600-h/squba.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194016838255289426" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBhnhCAow2N0iugK0UCdkrDAufA1HHbDn7P9b2JuBUFtsOsBLXWGysE_fQdXBy1gUkh0_7NnjpExB8Doxn8Ex78SIfN5qHDHZIczHG0AKgB4N8mIQZYT3ohg7r6KIFcV-v7a3q/s200/squba.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >Introducing -- the sQuba --</span><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >REAL! The Swiss have invented an amphibious convertible, and it can dive up to 30 feet!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ><strong></strong></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >This is the James Bond-iest thing to come out in ... FOREVER!!!</span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >The one thing that makes me "meh" about land-bound convertibles is that my hair is wavy/curly and tends to tangle massively when whipped into a frenzy by wind. </span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >That literal snafu is now history! However, the amphibious convertible is not exactly an easy ride --</span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >CNN says, "You’ll have to break out the wetsuit. The car has an open top, meaning that the two passengers are exposed to the elements. Passengers will be able to keep breathing underwater through an integrated tank of compressed air similar to what is used in scuba diving. The sQuba’s top speed on land is about 77 mph, but it slows down to 3 mph on the surface of the water, and 1.8 mph underwater."</span></div><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" ></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-family:verdana;" >Still -- I would so roll that phat ride!</span></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-16656880582473305102008-04-24T22:15:00.000-05:002008-04-24T22:15:23.938-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYTsaEuwYoPvAMYcbHbSf1BcZ0VPMSORieCVGB5qXFt6YXOWit0FZtT5E9Kyd1yLliX2qutSt4iHxMWemOWZyL665myLvmED1zF1T9gum8-httUtDLAxtFWv3azCLS9OYx9z2-/s1600-h/burgerking_200.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYTsaEuwYoPvAMYcbHbSf1BcZ0VPMSORieCVGB5qXFt6YXOWit0FZtT5E9Kyd1yLliX2qutSt4iHxMWemOWZyL665myLvmED1zF1T9gum8-httUtDLAxtFWv3azCLS9OYx9z2-/s200/burgerking_200.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193014912579445826" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Burger King dude-bot makes me feel unsafe because:</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >(a) Corporate overlording plus a dead-behind-the-eyes gaze never means anything good.</span> <br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >(b) The mannequins have become sentient and want to feed us.</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br />(c) Gah! God Save The Queen!</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br />(d) Other __________________________________</span><br /><br /><div><br /></div></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-66852695057706595592008-04-21T22:05:00.006-05:002008-04-21T22:28:31.525-05:00<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidkmlYslzmFeudKPqLH3p6izaeajUnV-f28mp8wCAT5YTRtArZQ_7n9RHvpC8N3gMUtEEVUP1Tq9VvSj48ZkbECzuV5VJcyT26PgbVQTpCD6BIxftKmrSABwt_My0QxVk8_Xmy/s1600-h/earth_a_3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191696012005651170" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidkmlYslzmFeudKPqLH3p6izaeajUnV-f28mp8wCAT5YTRtArZQ_7n9RHvpC8N3gMUtEEVUP1Tq9VvSj48ZkbECzuV5VJcyT26PgbVQTpCD6BIxftKmrSABwt_My0QxVk8_Xmy/s200/earth_a_3.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rock, Paper, Scissors? Bah. Try Earth, Bunnies, Cheney...</span><br /><br />Earth Day is tomorrow -- Tuesday, April 22. </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" >Always a good idea to recycle and live green as much as possible on this day and <em>every</em> day!</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" > However, if you do something <span style="font-style: italic;">extra</span> nice for our planet this Tuesday, I will send you three fluffy, little bunnies for free.*<br /><br />*bunnies not included.<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);font-family:verdana;" >:-D Don't forget to click below to get your dose of scathing satire from <span style="font-style: italic;">The Onion...</span></span><br /><div><div class="onion_embed headline"><h2><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content?utm_source=Distributed&utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&utm_campaign=Widgets" target="theonion"><img alt="The Onion" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/logos/onion_super_tiny.png" height="12" width="92" /></a></h2><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cheney_celebrates_earth_day?utm_source=Distributed&utm_medium=Embedded%2BHTML&utm_campaign=Widgets" target="theonion"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen</a></div></div><style type="text/css">.onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px 0;margin: 10px 30px !important;padding: 5px;overflow: hidden !important;zoom: 1;}.onion_embed img {border: 0 !important;}.onion_embed a {display: inline;}.onion_embed a.img {float: left !important;margin: 0 5px 0 0 !important;width: 66px;display: block;overflow: hidden !important;}.onion_embed a.img img {border: 1px solid #222 !important;;width: 64px;;padding: 0 !important;;}.onion_embed h2 {line-height: 2px;;clear: none;;margin: 0 !important;padding: 0 !important;}.onion_embed h3 {line-height: 16px;font: bold 16px arial, sans-serif !important;margin: 3px 0 0 0 !important;padding: 0 !important;}.onion_embed h3 a {line-height: 16px !important;;color: rgb(0, 51, 102) !important;font: bold 16px arial, sans-serif !important;text-decoration: none !important;display: inline !important;;float: none !important;;text-transform: capitalize !important;}.onion_embed h3 a:hover {text-decoration: underline !important;color: rgb(204, 51, 51) !important;}.onion_embed p {color: #000 !important;;font: normal 11px/ 11px arial, sans-serif !important;;margin: 2px 0 0 0 !important;;padding: 0 !important;}.onion_embed a {display: inline !important;;float: none !import</style><br /><div><img style="display: none;" src="http://statistics.theonion.com/b/ss/theonionprod/1/H.6--NS/1234567?pe=lnk_d&pev2=Cheney%20Celebrates%20Earth%20Day%20By%20Breathing%20Oxygen&pev1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Fnews_briefs%2Fcheney_celebrates_earth_day%3Futm_source%3DDistributed%26utm_medium%3DEmbedded%252BHTML%26utm_campaign%3DWidgets" height="1" width="1" /></div></div>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-71530730869204114592008-04-16T22:44:00.001-05:002008-04-16T22:45:01.258-05:00<div align="center"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><strong>*+Interested in a place to express your creativity and speak your mind?*+</strong></span></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" >My friend is building a website, </span><a href="http://www.fakeplacestudios.com/"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:verdana;" >fakeplacestudios.com</span></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:verdana;" >, which features online comics, art, and a free-thinking forum. It's currently under construction, but the forum is up and registration is as easy as it gets. I hope to see you there!</span>journeyinfinitehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03212834356839761820noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31785070.post-10305673594782818172008-04-13T13:36:00.004-05:002008-04-13T13:41:13.514-05:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >And now, I would like to provide evidence substantiating my new theorem attesting that "Everything's better with googly eyes." ;-D</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" ><br />Even chin people doing<span style="font-style: italic;"> The Lord of the Rings</span>. 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