Well, dreamer, time to break reverie, because your vision has arrived -- I'm talkin' MAPLE- BACON LOLLIS! Glee and smoked meat rolled into a long-lasting lollipop. Vive la Baconian!
Regardless of whether you place this on a tier of terrible, or conversely, as the only food you want while stranded on a deserted island -- it is a compelling study regarding the fusion of of sugar and meat on a stick.