Summer is nearly upon us, and thoughts now turn to...What the hell is Fla-Vor-Ice? Personally, I find it worthy of note that they can't even call it "Fruit Flavored Ice" (you know they had to have tried). Furthermore, they probably aren't even allowed to spell "Flavor" as one word on the label because that's being too optimistic.
You know what Fla-Vor-Ice is? Transportable. That's all I got for this one.
8 comments:
EXACTLY! They are SOOO Cheap...my grandma used to send us outside with handfuls of them with instructions not to come back inside till dark! LOL!
So basically she spent about 30cents on afternoon of snacks of no nutritional value and turned us loose to fend for ourselves.
The good ole days!
That crap turns your mouth dangerous colors. I wonder if all your internal organs turn whatever color your flavor ice was.
Sad childhood fact:I used to drink those things at room temperature. What was wrong with me??????
I love how you guys also have slightly alarmist associations with Fla-Vor-Ice...so nice to know I am not alone! ;-)
Maybe the hyphen is in the wrong place:
Fl-avorice: Greedy kids in Florida snap up these frozen treats at an alarming rate. (So fast that they misspell "avarice".)
Flavo-rice: Bored with plain white rice? Liquify it and add some Yellow Number Five (lake).
Flav-or-ice: You can eat this nasty concoction or watch Flavor of Love... an even nastier concoction. Watch out, prisoners of war.
F-lavorice: Tired of Lavorice? Well, F-it.
Holmsie -- you may be one of the funniest people on the planet :-D
Fla-Vor-Ice: Frozen snack or bad 90's rapper? You decide.
Perhaps both, H! Flava Flav has been looking somewhat cryogenically preserved lately :-)
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