Totally real ad --
Soaking victory is best served cold! The AQUASHOCK ARCTIC BLAST blaster gives you more than one way to shock and surprise your opponents: soak ‘em in a stream or add ice to blast ‘em with an all-out burst of freezing cold water! Don't just soak 'em – Aqua Shock em'!
This product intrigues me. It seems that its only purpose is making your friends hate you.
What wrongest wrong of all wrongs would a friend have to commit in order to deserve being gunned down with a spew of icy cold hate-water? Are there people out there purchasing the AquaShock as a solution for getting people to ostracize them this summer? Hmm... a compelling psychological study of of water torture in the guise of a bright, shiny, summer's day toy...
5 comments:
lol "a spew of icy cold hate water!"
Clearly you've never done pool time with my group of friends.... merely existing is enough reason to warrant a good soaking/beating.
Mmmm.... 9 weeks til summer!!
Banditos using AquaShock weaponry would need bands of ice cube ammo strapped round their shoulders.... Shoot fast man!
"Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand? Can you put the sky in your mouth? Can you say to an earthquake..'hey hold still for a second'? No! Such is Aquashock Arctic Blast!"
MANGO!!!
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