Monday, April 02, 2007

Bringin' _______________back ...

Things that should be brought back from wherever it is that they've gotten lost in the universe:

Gladiator sandals. Those babies will stay put on your feet when it’s time to haul. Sure, they take some time to tie up, but any saucy merchant can develop skills if he practices long enough. Perfect for summertime!

Full, bushy eyebrows. Plucking eyebrows is stupid. They’ve hurt no one. It’s a moronic aesthetic that needs to go away. Viva la uni!

The monocle. Why did monocles ever go away?!? Monocles are so freakin’ cool.

3 comments:

Chiv said...

Walking sticks and cravats......YEEAAHHHHHH

MoMo 2.0 said...

branson, you can always make me smile. you have one of the most fresh, inspiring outlooks on the world......... you are contagious!

journeyinfinite said...

Thx, Schreff, you are rather bombastic yourself :-D

l:-P8 <---this is my friend Chiv w/ a unibrow and a cravat. Heehee...