I know I am treading on sacred ground here...people love The Oprah.
But sometimes talk shows really do sensationalize some random crap, ya know?
I couldn't resist gleefully sharing this Photoshopped Oprah promo.
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Oprah makes me tired. And lately she's gone all Felicity with her hairdo and it's creepin' me out.
I liked fat, ghetto Oprah better than "I've got some money and I know every famous person, including Tom Cruise" Oprah.
Listen to this: there was pig hair still attached to one of my pieces of bacon yesterday morning. I was too traumatized to eat it and I had no desire for bacon this morning, either.
This may be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
:-O APOCALYPSE, INDEED...
Holmesie w/o bacon...inconceivable!
The sun is shining a little less brightly today...and the birds have ceased their song.
I am so not kidding when I say I am wearing all black to work tomorrow -- come see!
Reuters has just released that Hello Kitty people are designing a pink and black mourning dress. And blingy veil, of course.
Oh...the pork-manity...
Bacon hair sounds like it could be a topic on the next Oprah :o
omg and Shelly could have a guest appearance to tell the stories of people traumatized by pig hair on their bacon and how that can totally ruin someone´s weekend!
"How to coordinate your bacon's hair with your current hairstyle - next Oprah, weekdays at 4."
*giggle* Nice...
Well, I had a couple of pieces of bacon tonight at Chili's.
The latest thought that's haunted me: I wonder if the hair on my piece of bacon last weekend was from a spot? Was the pig pink with black spots and I got black spot hair, or was the pig solid black and I just got random hair.
*Perk* Chili’s…MMMmmm…yumyumyum.
I admire your perseverance, and dedication to seeing that your heart remains free of the intolerances and biases that could plague a lesser person who had been through the debacle you have been through…oh, what your eyes have seen…
Let this be a lesson to all Americans – nay, all nations of the world…Hold ye not your bacon in contempt due to an isolated incident of a hirsute nature. Love thy bacon, forgive thy bacon – and let its joyous sizzle resound freely in your kitchen.
The toads are putting hair on our bacon! It's all so clear now!
Hahahahaha...H!
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